A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone. Will use flattery and any other means possible to get a girl; and learn how to play parts of songs on the guitar to attract girls.
Their interests change depending on the girl they date or hang out with. Music is a good example of such interest changes. They will often listen to pop or rap if the girl enjoys it. Girls seemed oddly attracted to this charade. Often laugh at others misfortunes reguardless of its severity. Is often a cock blocker even if the tactics used will hinder their own chances of getting a girl.
They often wear cock eyed or reversed flatbills of a baseball team that is located no where near where they live, usually the Yankees or Red Sox. You may see excessive jewelry also, such as massive stud earrings , I'm not talking just little earrings, massive earrings. They wear pre-ripped up jeans, I believe they call it stressed in places such as Abercrombie and Hollister. More often than not they have short hair, often spiked up with some sort of product.
It really isn't that hard to find them, a good portion of teens today are doucehbags, they all look the same and they all look like faggots. More than just the way one looks characterizes a douchebag though. They are huge pricks, and just have an aura of egotism around them.
Whenever they look at someone who doesn't look like them, you can see the disdain in their eyes, they just hate them for no apparent reason. They have shitty attitudes, they act like pussies when they don't get there way are have to do something that isn't "cool" enough for them.
They are very elitist and don't understand what it means to be laid back and accepting. They love talking shit, but can't back it up , I once recieved a death threat via text from a douchebag, I think he works at Abercrombie They treat women like shit, and the only women who go for them are shallow, easy, and have no self respect.
Once you get to college they don't even get these women, beause ithey aren't needed, because they just try to get women really drunk so they can sleep with them. Another thing they do is search for extremely easy girls in the area on Myspace, although girls who fall for this deserve their fate.
When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities. Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea , so that she wouldn't smell like fish. When you knowingly fuck with a douchebag. Tell me you aint douching again. You know what happened last time. Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing. This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard.
He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
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